May 2013
legitpandas:
mrschriskendall:
mrschriskendall:
”where do you wanna go to dinner?”
”i don’t care”
”ok”
why this got notes i’ll never know
really good marketing strategy, naming it that
deadlysick:
From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.
Now you know giant anteater's front legs look like...
macaronrainbow:
tatermo:
I keep looking at it, and it keeps confusing me
aouberrie:
So I borrowed this book, Mistress Oriku, from the library for my East Asian 55 class on traditional vs modern Japan.
and like after reading the first three chapters im like flipping through the rest of the 288 page book
“this is the weirdest book i have ever—”
wait
what’s this
someone used this as a bookmark
it gets better
and i open it and like
/SCREAMS
I CAN’T...
folie-a-tout:
heyaeya:
dameofspace:
pandyssian:
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY...
failsyndrome:
he’s
doing
the thing
stylinsmut:
the first smut i ever read was about a girl listening to these people having sex in a bathroom stall and when they were done she snuck in and it was like “she saw semen all over the floor and bent over to pick one up”
she picked up a sperm
just one
